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diff --git a/internal/api/data.go b/internal/api/data.go new file mode 100644 index 0000000..57ee53e --- /dev/null +++ b/internal/api/data.go @@ -0,0 +1,156 @@ +// This file is a part of Taskflow. +// Copyright (C) 2025 Robby Zambito +// +// This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify +// it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by +// the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or +// (at your option) any later version. +// +// This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, +// but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of +// MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the +// GNU General Public License for more details. +// +// You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License +// along with this program. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>. + +package api + +// Not const because can't use runtime append in const definition +var ( + normalIncidentTitles = []string{ + "Database connection timeout", + "Unexpected 500 Internal Server Error", + "API rate limit exceeded", + "Missing authentication token", + "Service unavailable due to maintenance", + "Invalid request payload", + "Cross‑domain request blocked", + "SSL certificate expired", + "Memory leak detected in worker process", + "Database deadlock detected", + "Failed to serialize response", + "Cache miss leading to latency spike", + "Outdated API endpoint usage", + "Insufficient permissions for resource", + "Concurrent request overload", + "Unexpected null reference", + "Data consistency violation", + "Failed to enqueue background job", + "Rate limiter misconfigured", + "Unexpected null pointer exception", + } + normalIncidentDescriptions = []string{ + "The database server failed to establish a connection within the allotted timeout period, causing API requests to hang and eventually fail.", + "The web service returned a generic 500 Internal Server Error due to an unhandled exception in the request handler.", + "Clients exceeded the predefined rate limit, resulting in throttled responses and temporary denial of service.", + "Incoming requests lacked a valid authentication token, leading to unauthorized access attempts.", + "The service was temporarily unavailable because of scheduled maintenance and infrastructure upgrades.", + "The request payload was malformed or missing required fields, causing validation errors.", + "Cross‑origin resource sharing (CORS) policy blocked the request from an unauthorized domain.", + "The SSL/TLS certificate had expired, preventing secure connections from clients.", + "A memory leak in the worker process caused gradual exhaustion of available RAM.", + "A deadlock occurred between database transactions, blocking all pending queries.", + "The response could not be serialized into JSON, leading to malformed output.", + "Cache misses caused a spike in latency as the backend had to recompute data.", + "Clients used deprecated API endpoints that are no longer supported.", + "The user lacked sufficient permissions to access the requested resource.", + "The server was overwhelmed by concurrent requests, exceeding its capacity limits.", + "A null reference exception was thrown during request processing.", + "Data integrity constraints were violated, causing transaction rollbacks.", + "Background job enqueuing failed due to a full queue or missing worker.", + "The rate limiter was misconfigured, allowing too many requests per interval.", + "A null pointer exception caused the service to crash during execution.", + } + mixedIncidentTitels = []string{ + "Database connection timeout", + "Unexpected 500 error on /api/v1/users", + "Missing authentication token", + "Rate limit exceeded for client IP 192.168.1.42", + "Service unavailable due to maintenance", + "Malformed JSON payload", + "Cache miss leading to slow response", + "Duplicate request IDs detected", + "Circular dependency in microservices", + "Out-of-memory exception in worker thread", + "DNS resolution failure for external API", + "Malformed URL in webhook callback", + "Cat in the server room", + "Unexpected emoji in user profile", + "Randomly generated error: 42 is the answer", + } + mixedIncidentDescriptions = []string{ + "The database server stopped accepting connections, causing a timeout for all client queries.", + "The `/api/v1/users` endpoint returned a 500 Internal Server Error due to an unhandled exception.", + "Requests were rejected because the authentication token was missing or malformed.", + "Requests from the IP `192.168.1.42` exceeded the rate limit, resulting in 429 responses.", + "The service was temporarily unavailable due to scheduled maintenance.", + "The API received malformed JSON, leading to a 400 Bad Request response.", + "The cache layer missed the key, forcing a slow database lookup.", + "Duplicate request IDs were detected, causing duplicate processing.", + "A circular dependency in the microservice architecture caused a deadlock.", + "The worker thread ran out of memory and crashed.", + "DNS resolution failed for an external API, blocking outbound calls.", + "A webhook callback URL contained invalid characters, causing a 400 error.", + "A stray cat wandered into the server room and triggered a physical security alarm.", + "User profiles contained unexpected emoji characters that broke rendering.", + "A random error message appeared: \"42 is the answer\", indicating a placeholder bug.", + } + sillyIncidentTitles = []string{ + "The API returned a rainbow instead of JSON", + "All requests were answered with a GIF of a dancing cat", + "The service responded with a random haiku", + "The endpoint started singing opera", + "All data was encrypted with a secret handshake", + "The server replied with a fortune cookie message", + "The service accidentally sent a selfie of the developer", + "All responses were wrapped in a Shakespearean sonnet", + "The API returned a random meme image", + "The service responded with a countdown to the moon landing", + "All requests were answered with a joke about HTTP", + "The server sent back a playlist of elevator music", + "The endpoint replied with a random dad joke", + "All data was sorted alphabetically by the last letter", + "The service responded with a random emoji string", + "The API returned a random recipe", + "All responses were encoded in Morse code", + "The server replied with a random motivational quote", + "The endpoint responded with a random crossword clue", + "All requests were answered with a random song lyric", + "The service returned a random conspiracy theory", + "The API responded with a random horoscope", + "All data was shuffled like a deck of cards", + "The server replied with a random conspiracy theory", + "The endpoint responded with a random tongue twister", + } + sillyIncidentDescriptions = []string{ + "The JSON parser returned a holographic rainbow that demanded cookies in exchange for schema validation.", + "Every API response included a looping dancing cat that judged your headers and sashayed through your CORS policy.", + "The server replied only in haiku and refused to switch out of seventeen syllables even when begged with ramen.", + "The endpoint belted operatic arias at 120 dB and required earplugs for POST requests.", + "Payloads were encrypted with a secret handshake, a wink, and a kazoo solo — mobile apps kept failing the kazoo step.", + "Responses arrived as fortune-cookie slips predicting uncanny laptop weather and advising investments in rubber ducks.", + "The API accidentally uploaded the lead dev's selfie wearing a cape and labeled it 'new JSON schema'.", + "Every error was delivered as a Shakespearean sonnet, complete with stage directions and a tragic '404 Romeo'.", + "Endpoints served meme PNGs captioned 'When your query times out but you're still fabulous' instead of data.", + "Responses counted down to the next moon landing in reverse, prompting clients to RSVP and NASA to ask why.", + "Headers contained nothing but increasingly elaborate HTTP puns, causing an epidemic of groans across the office.", + "Requests yielded a 45-minute elevator-music playlist narrated by a bored brass section and an oddly philosophical sheep.", + "Each response began with a groan-inducing dad joke and ended with 'Did you get it? No? Okay.'", + "Data was alphabetized by the last letter of each word, resulting in sentences like 'zoo apes banana' and much confusion.", + "Every field turned into a cryptic emoji cipher that required a three-hour romance with an online emoji oracle to decode.", + "The API returned microwave recipes involving glitter, two bananas, and an optional unicycle for garnish.", + "Responses blinked in Morse via server LEDs; clients had to tap along on toast to translate the payload.", + "The server replied with overenthusiastic motivational quotes, some signed 'Sincerely, Your Router'.", + "Each endpoint answered with a crossword clue so obscure it demanded a PhD in Breakfast Cereals.", + "Responses contained obscure song lyrics that led to several lawsuits from very offended shower singers.", + "The service offered a handcrafted conspiracy about pigeons, quantum routers, and a secret society of baristas.", + "Users received horoscopes telling their IPs to avoid Tuesdays and to invest heavily in chamomile tea.", + "Records were shuffled like a magician's deck, with the ace of spades mysteriously serving as the primary key.", + "The server spun a conspiracy about sentient staplers plotting to replace USB‑C with fashionable shoelaces.", + "Replies were impossible tongue twisters typed by the server while giggling, causing voice assistants to short out.", + } + + allIncidentTitles = append(append(append([]string{}, normalIncidentTitles...), mixedIncidentTitels...), sillyIncidentTitles...) + allIncidentDescriptions = append(append(append([]string{}, normalIncidentDescriptions...), mixedIncidentTitels...), sillyIncidentDescriptions...) +) |