Add random incidents

1 files changed, 15 insertions, 6 deletions

diff --git a/internal/api/handlers.go b/internal/api/handlers.go
index 97cd569..2fedcdd 100644
--- a/internal/api/handlers.go
+++ b/internal/api/handlers.go
@@ -223,14 +223,19 @@ func init() {
 			case <-tick10s.C:
 				runChance(1.0, func() {
 					severity := SeverityMinor
-					if rand.Float64() < 0.3 {
+					runChance(0.3, func(){
 						severity = SeverityMajor
-					}
+					})
+					i := rand.Intn(int(math.Min(float64(len(allIncidentTitles)), float64(len(allIncidentDescriptions)))))
+					serviceStatus := StatusDown
+					runChance(0.5, func(){
+						serviceStatus = StatusDegraded
+					})
 					status.incidents = append(status.incidents, incident{
 						Id:               fmt.Sprintf("%d", incidentId),
-						Title:            "",
-						Description:      "",
-						Status:           "",
+						Title:            allIncidentTitles[i],
+						Description:      allIncidentDescriptions[i],
+						Status:           serviceStatus,
 						Severity:         severity,
 						StartTime:        time.Now().UTC(),
 						AffectedServices: []string{},
@@ -401,7 +406,8 @@ func addRotLog(logs *[LogLength]string, last *int, parser chan string, value str
 	}
 }
 
-const (
+// Not const because can't use runtime append in const definition
+var (
 	normalIncidentTitles = []string{
 		"Database connection timeout",
 		"Unexpected 500 Internal Server Error",
@@ -534,4 +540,7 @@ const (
 		"The server spun a conspiracy about sentient staplers plotting to replace USB‑C with fashionable shoelaces.",
 		"Replies were impossible tongue twisters typed by the server while giggling, causing voice assistants to short out.",
 	}
+
+	allIncidentTitles = append(append(append([]string{}, normalIncidentTitles...), mixedIncidentTitels...), sillyIncidentTitles...)
+	allIncidentDescriptions = append(append(append([]string{}, normalIncidentDescriptions...), mixedIncidentTitels...), sillyIncidentDescriptions...)
 )